Another Way Out TITLE OF SOURCE: AUTHOR'S NAME - FIRST: LAST: DESCRIPTION: Visual Text PENDLETON. Me? Why me?<br><br>BARONESS [endearingly]. Are you not considered one of the foremost men of letters in America?<br><br>PENDLETON [modestly]. Didn't you say you had read all my books?<br><br>BARONESS. Are you not the only writer who has successfully portrayed the emotional side of American life?<br><br>PENDLETON [decidedly]. Yes.<br><br>BARONESS. Exactly. That is why I have chosen you to write my advertisements.<br><br>PENDLETON [aghast]. But, Baroness!<br><br>BARONESS. You're not going to say that. It's so ordinary.<br><br>PENDLETON. But, but, you want me to write advertisements!<br><br>BARONESS. Please don't disappoint me.<br><br>PENDLETON. Yes, I suppose that's so. But one has a sense of pride.<br><br>BARONESS. Art comes before Pride. Consider my feelings, an aristocrat, coming here to America and engaging in commerce, and advertising, and other dreadful things, and all for the sake of Art!<br><br>PENDLETON. But you make money out of it!<br><br>BARONESS. Only incidentally. Just as you, in writing my advertisements, would make, say ten thousand or so, as a sort of accident. But don't let us talk of money. It's perfectly revolting, isn't it? COMMENTS: Visual Text CANDIDATE FOR ADAPTATION?: --- not set --- Not reviewed Promising Unlikely SOURCE MATERIAL: Fable Novella Play Plot summary Short Story -- Parent -- GENRE: Comedy Comic Horror Detective Drama Fable Fairy Tale Fantasy Folklore Folktale Ghost Story Melodrama Mystery Myth Operetta Other Romance Suspense Young Audiences -- Parent -- SETTING: Africa America England Europe Fantasy International New Zealand Pastoral Rural Rustic Science Fiction -- Parent -- LENGTH FOR ADAPTATION: 10 Minutes 15 Minutes 30 Minutes 45 Minutes 60 Minutes 90 Minutes Two Hours -- Parent -- URL FOR PDF DOCUMENT: AnotherWayOut.pdf